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Recent Movie Reviews


Humanatee - Episode 1 Humanatee - Episode 1

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Oh my.

I'm a little patron, and I have propellers for hands. I'm hurt.



Ult. Water Balloon Fight Ult. Water Balloon Fight

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I put your cat here.

At first, I was like "I hate this". Then, when CCR came on, I was like "I love this". CCR ended too soon and I hated it again. These two emotional extremes went on until they eventually converged at slight amusement. Good stuff.



Chinese Water Torture Chinese Water Torture

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love it.

I've been here for three days watching, and every drip is like a little gift from the heavens above. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes.


Recent Game Reviews


Tranquility Remix Machine Tranquility Remix Machine

Rated 2 / 5 stars

That's where you're wrong. Don't ask me where.

This remixed my balls.


Recent Audio Reviews


Skyro - Since You've Been Gone Skyro - Since You've Been Gone

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like it...

...but only because I produced it.